after midnight, we gonna let it all hang down and out

BOB GOT HIT ON BY 12 YEAR OLDS. THEY WERE HOT IN THEIR AEROPOSTALE CLOTHING. PASS IT ON.

volleyball was amazing. the giant lakes in the midst of our court made for splashingly good times. i love water and sand and dirt. bowsh and i played in dirt piles, and she made me feel dirty. carey and i dominated. as always, the sex is amazing with these ladies. and bob too, of course. charlie and the chocolate factory was really lovely. mr depp is quite a talented soul. lindsey and i took showers together, and i love her for it. she looks good underneath all that clothing. rawr.

good luck and safe driving to the highwater menfolk.


all i have left to say is.... "i can't even uh! i can't even uh!"